Adventures in shenanigans

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dustywave:

daily-volcanology:

daily-volcanology:

It’s time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoes

If we can say Denali instead of Mt. McKinley then we can say Lawetlat'la instead of Mt. St Helens. The mountain is named Tahoma, not Rainier. Naming a mountain after Jefferson doesn’t erase its true name of Seekseekqua.

One name tells of the thousand years indigenous history and culture of the tribes who live there. The other name tells me nothing but colonialism.

Mt. Baker: Kulshan

Glacier Peak: Dahkobed

Mt. Rainier: Tahoma

Mt. St. Helens: Lawetlat'la

Mt. Adams: Klickitat

Mt. Hood: Wy'east

Mt. Jefferson: Seekseekqua

Three Sisters: Klah Klahne

scarygodmother:

madrassoup:

blueinaseaofred:


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At least the old episodes are on Netflix!

It’s truly so dumb, the lengths they have gone to make sure they can still cast a bland white guy in this role. And they must think the audience is dumb enough to not see through it. 

Big Dick Cheney energy. Leads the search committee and somehow he himself turns out to be the winner! What a coincidence!

The amount of comments on a Facebook post about this complaining about her clothes are dismaying.

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Jean Paul Gaultier, A/W 1995 - 96.

May 4

bisexualisobel:

Gil Bates and Jeff Abrazos have always had a cordial working relationship—When you’re the two richest tech giants in a city of rich tech giants, you learn to play nice, even if Jeff thinks Gil is a dorky workaholic with a god complex and Gil insists that Jeff spends so much time waxing his head that it can be seen from the Space Needle. But when Gil is blindsided by his wife Belinda leaving him after 30 years, arrogant Jeff is the last person he would turn to for comfort. Or so Gil thinks, until he spontaneously joins a support group for recently divorced one-percenters in the Pacific Northwest—A group led by none other than Jeff Abrazos himself. Suddenly, Gil is seeing a side of Jeff he never knew and wondering if maybe there’s a decent man under that big, shiny forehead. Wondering if either of them has a chance of finding love again. And wondering if their new bromance could blossom into something more. Will they put business aside to finally focus on pleasure? Or will Jeff’s union-busting ways bust their shot at something real?

May 4

confusionofconfusions:

absolutely 0 respect for people who climb mount everest

Apr 2

falseknees:

The volume IS the message

Get a friend who promises to let you wear their Ivy Park coat and you get them a Four Loko pill jar.


By that I mean find friend show know and encourage your dumb harmless shit.

My cousin is a year younger than me with kids between the ages of 18 and 2mo (twins!!) and her oldest just announced she’s pregnant.

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How did I get it? Finally, a BMI over 30 and ADHD (a CDC disability) paid off.


Plus the library is going to reopen soon and I don’t trust the public at all.

Tumblr always reminds me that there are people who have the time to gif an entire television episode within the first 12 hours of its release

inthefallofasparrow:

villain-coded:

THANK YOU

pastelbluberri:

Here ya go!!

villain-coded:

LINK?

pastelbluberri:

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350+ names that make you/your baby really awesome and cool

I’m kind of obsessed with this list and the lunatic who wrote it.
Here’s the entire list with some of my favourite ‘EVIL’ names highlighted:


Abaddon, Abigor, Absinthe, Adramelech, Adrastea, Adrian, Aguares, Ague, Akantha, Akeldama, Akop, Alessandro, Alfred, Alocer, Alumit, Amanda, Ambrogio, Ambrosia, Amduscas, Amethyst, Andras, Angul, Annabel Lee, Annie, Apepi, Apophis, Arachne, Ardat Lili, Arnoldo, Ash, Asmodeus, Astarte, Atieno, Autumn, Avarice, Aym, Ayperos, Azazel, Azidahaka, Azrael,

Baal, Baalberith, Bakarne, Balan, Baldassare, Baldovino, Balor, Banshee, Bates, Batibat, Bearded, Beast, Beelzebub, Bela, Belial, Belinda, Bella, Belladonna, Belphegor, Bertoldo, Blade, Blair, Bonaventura, Bones, Bonifacio, Bram, Brandeis, Branwen, Briar, Bronwen, Buer, Buffy, Bumalin,  Callidora, Callie, Carman, Carrie, Casper, Caym, Cerberus, Chalice, Chaos, Charon, Chax, Chemosit, Chernobog, Chimera, Chrysanthemum, Chu Kwai, Chucky, Ciarda, Circe, Cirino, Clarice, Clemente, Clove, Cody, Congo Zandor, Cresil, Crimson, Crow, Crowe, Cruella,

Daemon, Dagon, Damien, Daray, Dario, Deber, Delora, Desdemona, Despoina, Diti, Dolores, Domenico, Draco, Draconia, Dracula, Draven, Eblis, Ebony, Edgar, Edmondo, Edoardo, Egidio, Eilif, Elathan, Eligio, Eliodoro, Elsinore, Elvira, Emilio, Empusa, Er Mo, Erebus, Ermanno, Esmerée, Ettore, Eulalie, Eurynomus, Eva, Faramundo, Fino, Foxglove, Freddy, Freya, Funereal, Furfur,

Gabriel, Gaspare, Gehenna, Geryon, Golgotha, Gomez, Gorgon, Grand Bois, Gregario, Grendel, Griffin, Grimoire, Griselda, Gualtiero, Guaricana, Hades, Hadria, Hagatha, Hannah, Hannibal, Hantu Kopek, Hatu-Atu-Topun, Hecate, Hellebore, Hemlock, Herensugue, Hitchcock, Ibwa, Iezabel, Igor, Ikwaokinyapippilele, Ingrum, Inmai, Irvene, Isolde, Israfel, Itzcoliuhqui, Ivy, Jack, Jahi, Jason, Jezebel, Jezebeth, Jilaiya, Karau, Karayan, Kasdeya, Kendra, Keron-Kenken, Kharis, Kobal, Kok-Lir, Kora, Lamia, Leanan Sidhe, Leandro, Lebara, Leila, Leonard, Leviathan, Lilith, Lilitu, Lily, Lima, Lolita, Lovecraft, Lucifer, Luna,

Maia, Maleficent, Malik, Mammon, Manuval, Mara, Marco, Massimo, Mastema, Medusa, Melancholia, Melanie, Melchom, Mephistopheles, Merihim, Merula, Michael, Midnight, Moko-Titi, Moloch, Moon, Morte, Morticia, Mullin, Murmur, Mush, Naburus, Narcissa, Narkissa, Natassa, Nephilim, Nergal, Nerine, Nerio, Nightshade, Nimue, Nin, Nocturne, Noire, Norman, November, Nunzio, Nybras Nysrogh, Nyx, October, Oleander, Olisha, Ophelia, Orazio, Orchid, Orfeo, Orias, Oroan, Orthon, Orusula, Palden Lhamo, Paymon, Pazuzu, Pellegrino, Perdita, Philotanus, Pitkis, Po-Tangotango, Poe, Polona, Ponzio, Proserpine, Pugsley, Pyro, Qanel, Rasputin, Raul, Raum, Ravana, Raven, Regan, Rimmon, Rodolfo, Romero, Ronwe, Rosemary, Ruby, Rue,

Sabrina, Sage, Sakarabru, Salem, Samael, Samara, Samhain, Sansone, Satanael, Selene, Semele, Semiazas, Serena, Set, Shabriri, Shade, Shadow, Silvano, Sonneillon, Spike, Storm, Succorbenoth, Succubi, Succubus, Sullen, Tabitha, Tacito, Tando Ashanti, Tezcatl poca, Thamuz, Thana, Thorn, Thorne, Thyia, Thyone, Tim, Titania, Tlacatecolototl, Tristan, Troian, Twilight, Ukobach, Umfredo, Uphir, Ursula, Valafar, Verin, Vetis, Vlad, Vladimir, Vritra, Wednesday, Wele Gumali, Willow, Winter, Wolfe, Xa-Mul, Xaphan, Xic, Yalocan Tumulu, Yamaraja, Yuki-Onna, Zaebos, Zagam, Zillah, Zozo

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As someone who works with kids and has kids, the real evil in baby naming is Kayden, Caden, Kadin, Kaiden, Cayden, Kaeden, Cadden, and the people who named their kids Khaleesi before the last season of GoT.

Mar 9

animetitle:

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

Does that include the SNL sketches with the muppets?

Mar 9

torontofarmboi:

anti-dream-majima:

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

Ok but what if you trebucheted fruit bats at people

Mar 9
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She doesn’t look at me this way and I’m the one who loves her most

Mar 6

ipomoeaj:

I had an edible and rented The Cell



CHOICES WERE MADE

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Originally posted by ghettogotth

Fuck this. I have one life and it’s better when I’m not watching women tortured in the name of art.